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Funny Mom Era Don't Give a You-Know-What Candle 4oz 9oz

Funny Mom Era Don't Give a You-Know-What Candle 4oz 9oz

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Light this cheeky little candle when the day has worn you thin and you need a literal timeout. The scent choices carry a quiet confidence — from warm Vanilla Bean to bright Mango Coconut or grounding Cashmere Musk — while the soft amber glass and gold lid add a wink of style to your shelf. Hand-poured in the USA with clean coconut apricot wax and a cotton wick, it burns evenly and leaves a cozy, lived-in warmth in the room without toxic extras. It’s the kind of small, honest comfort that fits into messy kitchens, late-night couch talks, or a well-earned self-care evening where you don’t have energy for anyone’s drama. Product features - Eco-friendly, non-toxic coconut apricot wax; no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates - Available burn times: up to 20 hours (4oz) and up to 50 hours (9oz) - Reusable amber/clear glass vessel with gold lid — cleans for repurposing - Cotton wick and ASTM-compliant safety; assembled in the USA - Wide scent selection including Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, Cashmere Musk, Mango Coconut, Vanilla Bean, Lavender, Blackberry Vanilla, Beachwood, and Unscented Care instructions - Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering
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